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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:02
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
"Sixth sense" found in animals, changing science's view of sound - Earth.com
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
iFixit Says Switch 2 Is Probably Still Drift Prone - WIRED
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
McDonald’s to suffer massive boycott from customers - TheStreet
No, not a chance
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics